Quotes by Woody Allen

“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.” -Woody Allen “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” -Woody Allen “Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.” -Woody Allen “His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.” -Woody Allen “How can I believe in God