He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."He: So what do you do for a living?She: Female impersonator. He: "Is this seat empty?"She: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." He: "So, wanna go back to my place?"She: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" He: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"She: "It's in the phone
Showing posts with label Pickup Lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pickup Lines. Show all posts
Pickup Lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful
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