Love Quotes, Love Images, Sayings

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer." Q: What do

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."Little Johnny came running into the house

Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finallywrites a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?Santa: Very long!

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again. Q: What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Q: What is the difference between a